Exhibit A through C

Notice anything about Saba?No?
Well, take a closer look.Still don't know what you're looking at? You're looking at Saba's TINY earlobes.
I didn't know that they were the most minuscule things on the PLANET, until I went to go get her ears pierced on Friday.
So, there we were - My Mom sitting with Saba on her lap as Saba screamed her head off when the Claire's associate (actually she was the manager - only the best for my baby) tried to place a dot (WITH INK) on her earlobe. You would of thought she was using a branding iron with the way Saba was screaming. THEN amongst the screaming hub-bub, and the constant reassurance from the Claire's lady that "she would get the right placement no matter how long it takes," a woman came up to the window (awesome that the piercing booth is right at the window) waving her arms, mouthing "DON'T DO IT" - I chose to ignore her, my mom just smiled at her, Saba screamed at her (potentially screaming "help me" in Saba-speak, but that's neither here nor there).
Right around this time the Claire's lady came up for air from her pursuit to "dot my baby" - she proceeded to announce to all of us (lady in the window included) that "HER EARLOBES ARE JUST TOO TINY".
Fine. That just means that for the next couple of months I will be pulling Saba's earlobes daily so as to stretch them into a more acceptable state.And by "acceptable state" I mean adorned with adorable white gold studs.
Now, I have to go - I seem to have misplaced my mother-of-the-year award....it's got to be here somewhere....I bet that lady in the window took it.